Welcome to this week's episode of GUESTS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS!!!!!!!!
A guest the other day asked me if I was British.
'No sir, I'm Canadian,' I said.
He responded, 'But is Canada like it's own country? Aren't you a British citizen?'
Me: 'Nope, we are definitely our own country now. For several hundred years actually.'
Guest: 'Are you SURE Canada is a real country?'
Me: 'Yes sir, I'm positive.'
Guest: 'But your name tag says British Columbia.'
Me: 'Yes sir, that's a Canadian Province'
Guest: 'So you're really not British'
Me: 'That is correct sir.'
Seriously. It happened.